Do you conduct self-interviews?
True		False

Do you, as an actor, have an excellent singing voice and sing in the band in the film?
True		False

Do you, as an actor, have an excellent singing voice and DO NOT sing in the band in the film?
True		False

Do you worship Elvis Presley?
True		False

Are you a female?
True		False

Are you quick to get into fights?
True		False

Do you have an infant child?
True		False

Are you prone to pepper your conversations with religious references and use the honorific "brother" a lot?
True		False

Do you work in the food processing industry?
True		False

Are you on the dole (collecting an unemployment check)?
True		False

Do you have a hard time resisting being improvisational in a jazzy sort of way?
True		False

Are you something of a fat, crude slob---but a very talented, fat, crude slob?
True		False

Do you tell stories and anecdotes about yourself that others doubt?
True		False

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/future spouse who resents your outside interests?
True		False

Do you have thoughts of becoming a doctor?
True		False

Are you only 16 but could pass for much older, to the point that you could walk into any bar without being carded?
True		False

Do you have vision and the ability to inspire others to make your vision a reality?
True		False

Are you on probation?
True		False

Does your violent nature cause people to think that you should be institutionalized?
True		False

If you are a male, do imagine the instrument which you play to be a famous and sexy film actress?
True		False

Are you close mates with another member of the band, outside of the band?
True		False

Do you wear glasses?
True		False

Are you concerned that sex could cause the demise of the band?
True		False

Do you have sexual relations (or at least amorous relations) with another band member?
True		False