Do you have long pointy claws for rending human flesh?
True		False

Is your form remotely human?
True		False

Do you take full advantage of conviniently placed weapons?
True		False

....Itchy....Tasty?
True		False

S.T.A.R.S!
True		False

Are your teeth put to a good use?
True		False

Do you have a long, rasping tongue?
True		False

Do your eyes boast a healthy red glow?
True		False

Are your arms long, stretchy and flexible?
True		False

Are you sexually attracted to fire?
True		False

Does your body harbour a deadly poison or toxin?
True		False

Do you have any emotion that is not "....eat!"?
True		False

Are you fluffy AND sticky at the same time?
True		False

Are you a huge mutated mass of quivering flesh?
True		False

Do you wear any clothes?
True		False

Do you want all humans to be your willing slaves?
True		False

Are you capable of speech?
True		False

Are you the matrix?
True		False

Do you have a gender?
True		False

Does your face consist soley of a mouth?
True		False