Do you like Alcohol?
If yes, has this ever caused you embarrassment?
Do you have extreme left wing views?
Or right?
Are you well endowed?
Did you automatically assume that question 5 related to genitalia size?
Did you skip question 5, because you couldn't understand it?
If no, did you manually check while you were answering the question (Be honest!)?
Are you in fact a girl?
If yes, did you grope your crotch anyway?
Do you have an unorthodox method of meeting potential partners (such as chloroform?)
Do you not know what chloroform is (not necessarily a bad thing)?
Do you think you are above average intelligence?
Are you Ginger?
Do you have violent tendencies?
Do you have a history of cross dressing?
Do you have a home counties accent?
Do you frequently leap out of windows?
Do you see alot of mr Grogan? (snigger)
Have you ever been up to mischief in my bed? (But not necessarily with me!)
Are you good with computers?
Do you have high standareds concerning the opposite sex?
Do you have a powerful sex drive?
Do you frequently 'kill kittens'. If so, are you doing it RIGHT NOW?
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.