Is your life a dark pit?
True		False

Would you consider stealing an old lady's walker, just for the hell of it?
True		False

Do you tend to wear sparkly platforms, rather than converses?
True		False

Is pi a type of desert, or a mathematical term?
True		False

If the sky opened up, and rained for 666 days/ nights, would it wash away your disease?
True		False

Do you kill kitties?
True		False

...Or, do you rescue them from questionable futures?
True		False

Is your hair, like oh my God ,oh so perfect?
True		False

Are foot long spikes a fashion statement?
True		False

Was Bill Nye the Scince Guy your favorite show? ( Be honest, you are only affecting yourself anyways.)
True		False

Do you stay up all night cursing your enemies and sleep during the day?
True		False

Are shirts with political messages so 5 minutes ago?
True		False

Are you a party animal, who stays happy all of the time....
True		False

Or do you go home and wonder what you can do to get yourself some friends?
True		False

Or, do human friends waste your time?
True		False

Is Gone With the Wind your favorite movie of all time?
True		False

Or do you prefer horror films, in which everyone dies in the end?
True		False

Black is a good color, which represents our meaningless, pathetic, insignifigant lives? And also DEATH?
True		False

Computers are the greatest invention since sliced bread?
True		False

I painted my nails with pink glittery nail polish last night. ( This applies whether you are male or female. Keep that in mind.)
True		False

I apply make up every single day, whether I am 6, or 90 years old.
True		False

I eat hampsters.
True		False

We like tha moon, and Quiznos ruined it?
True		False

The symbol for gold on the periodic table of elements is... $
True		False