Be honest. Are you a moron?
True		False

Are you intelligent? If your IQ is below 130 (if you don't know your IQ, don't guess), then you are not intelligent (technically, "not gifted," but we'll ignore that for the duration of this quiz).
True		False

Sex? (select 'yes' for 'yes, please', 'no' for 'male/female/transgender/hermaphrodite/neuter', and 'not sure' if you are actually unsure of your gender or do not know what 'gender' means)
True		False

Are you popular?
True		False

From whence did the word 'nerd' originate? (select 'yes' for 'the reversed spelling of the word 'drunk'', 'no' for 'the book "If I Ran the Zoo", by Theodore Geisel a.k.a. Theo LeSeig a.k.a. Dr. Seuss', and 'not sure' for 'the candy of the same name')
True		False

What is the nerd word? (select 'yes' for 'yes, that is correct', 'no' for 'Haha, you said the nerd word!', and 'not sure' for 'other' or 'confused countenence complete with a tilted head--yes, just like a dog!')
True		False

Are you socially inept, i.e. lacking in the "people skills" department?
True		False

Is South Park hella cool or what? (select 'yes' for 'F*CK yes', 'no' for 'what' or 'no, I am a moron and find it radically offensive', and 'not sure' for 'yes')
True		False

How about 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?' (same answering criteria as above)
True		False

Have you even heard of 'Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?'
True		False

Do you know who 'Cubenudo'is?
True		False

Do you avoid parties?
True		False

Do you have any nervous habits, e.g. compulsively pushing up your glasses (regardless of whether or not you're wearing any)?
True		False

Are you hyperactive?
True		False

Do you have any excessive interests in ordinarily mundane or otherewise unpopular pursuits?
True		False

Do you or have you ever worn pocket protectors, as a fashion statement or otherwise?
True		False

Do people label you as a nerd at first sight (i.e. the second they see you)?
True		False

Are you uncoordinated?
True		False

Are you liked by the general public?
True		False

Are you being or have you ever been given an anal probe by particularly naughty aliens?
True		False

Wasn't it fun?
True		False

Have you ever made a computer guess the name of a unfathomably obscure TV show, and actually ended up stumping it?
True		False

On the average Saturday night, what activity are you most likely to be engaging in? (select 'yes' for 'socializing', 'no' for 'watching TV at home in blissful solitude', and 'not sure' for 'other')
True		False

Do you or have you ever read encyclopedias for recreational purposes?
True		False