Do you believe strict adherence to sabermetric principles is an essential quality for a Primate?
Do you enjoy off-topic threads?
Would you describe yourself as a "liberal" (or, if you prefer, a "progressive")?
Do you prefer serious posters over those who are always joking around?
Do you generally have less respect for those posters who use profanity to make a point?
Do you prefer someone who makes a small number of good posts to someone who makes a large number of lesser posts?
Do you dislike posts that are juvenile and/or carelessly worded?
Is argumentativeness a good quality in a Primate?
Do you hate the Yankees?
Would you rather discuss current baseball than baseball history?
Do you believe sarcasm and biting wit are good qualities for a Primate?
Do you admire posters who are willing to keep arguing a point even after others have long since given up?
Is the willingness to poke fun at oneself an important quality for a Primate?
In judging a player's performance, do you sometimes give precedence to personal observation over statistical analysis?
Do you enjoy discussing music?
Do you think baseball was better "back in the good old days"?
Are you someone who goes "against the grain" in almost everything?
In order for a post to be taken seriously, does it need to have correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation?
Do you generally like shorter posts better than longer posts?
Is politeness and respect for other posters an important quality for a Primate to have?
Have you lived the majority of your life on the West Coast?
If a thread gets really long, do you usually stick around until the end?
Are you put off by pompousness and/or self-importance?
Is it important for a Primate to have a vast amount of baseball knowledge, historical or otherwise?
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