Do you consider yourself sophisticated?
Do you consider yourself tough?
Are you clumsy?
Do you attend many parties?
Do you worry about getting nicotine stains on your fingers?
Do you smoke at work?
Do you smoke while doing other everyday activities (other than work)?
Do you smoke unfiltered cigarettes?
Do you often smoke outdoors?
Are ashtrays optional?
Do you smoke cigars as well as cigarettes?
Do you smoke non-tobacco substances as well as tobacco?
Are you messy?
Are you a heavy drinker?
Were you born outside the U.S.A.?
Do you often do things mainly to impress your friends?
Is smoking sexy?
Are you old-fashioned?
Do you often use a beer or soda can as a makeshift ashtray?
Do other people consider you "girly" (if a woman) or effeminate (if a man)?
Have you ever accidentally burned a mark onto a wooden table or a hole into something upholstered?
Do you watch old movies and fantasize about being one of the characters in that far-off, sophisticated world?
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