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This quiz tests Which Stanley Kubrick character are you? Private Joker from "Full Metal Jacket" Movies Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
Knowledge Quiz based upon Which Stanley Kubrick character are you?, the Movies selector quiz by AntiMan.
Test your knowledge of:
Private Joker from "Full Metal Jacket"
Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.
Your first question is below.

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Do you enjoy working with your hands (like with... an axe?)

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FALSE

Do you enjoy Beethoven?

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FALSE

Do you care more about the soldier (yes) or the country (no)?

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Are you pure evil?

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FALSE

Can you read lips?

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Have you EVER been attracted to a 15 year-old girl?

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Do you like costume parties?

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Do you like naked costume parties?

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Do you generally fear communist doomsday machines?

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FALSE

Are you especially skilled at running in terror?

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FALSE

Does your child actively engage in social conversations with his index finger?

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FALSE

Have you ever wanted to kill your boss (or slave driver) by drowning him in soup?

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FALSE

Are you surrounded by morons?

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FALSE

Are you especially close your daughter?

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Do you enjoy social activities with your husband (like smoking a joint and telling him of affairs you wish you had)

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Does the thought of violence sicken you?

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FALSE

If so, then is this due to an inhuman conditioning treatment?

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FALSE

Do you enjoy pretending you're Ed McMahon and terrorizing your family?

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FALSE

When you and your buddies go out, do you: Get a beer and go to an orgy (yes) or indulge in a little of the old "ultra-violent"

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FALSE

Are you so intent on climbing the social ladder that you'd do it at an incredibly slow pace and for 3 full hours?

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FALSE

Have you ever seen French troops humming the German national anthem?

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FALSE

Do you write about wars rather than fight them?

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FALSE

How crazy was your roomate? Killed my drill instuctor (yes) Went crazy and talked to imaginary bartenders (no)

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FALSE

Does your hand heil Hitler uncontrolably or tell you to do things?
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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