Have you misplaced your eyes?
Are any of your limbs, melting, falling off, reforming, and re-attaching to your body?
Can you see pictures when you close your eyes as if they're tattooed on the inside of your eyelids?
Are you teetering, falling, swaying, or moving in any other way against your will?
Hey, hasn't it been a long time since lunch...?
Are you in hyperspace, by any chance?
Does your mouth feel or taste... weird?
Can you look directly look ay a source of light?
Do you explode in fits of laughter? (Bonus points if they last more than 5 minutes!)
Are you sitting on any type of cloud right now?
Have you begun to hallucinate?
Are others repulced by your yellow skin and red eyes? (You freak!)
Do songs like "I am the Walrus", "Purple Haze", or any form of techno suddenly develop intense, deep, and important meanings that only you understand?
Can you see the cloud of weed smoke following you around?
Is your head still attached to your neck?
Are you getting sleepy?
Have you coughed up any organs recently?
Does it feel like your jaw is on the floor?
Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.