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This quiz tests Are you an obnoxious customer? Customer from the deepest bowels of Hell. You do not come to a store to shop, you come to spread chaos and animosity. Rest assured that cashiers watch the parking lot, praying not to see your car. Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector Are you an obnoxious customer? by Chad Hoolihan.
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Customer from the deepest bowels of Hell. You do not come to a store to shop, you come to spread chaos and animosity. Rest assured that cashiers watch the parking lot, praying not to see your car.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Do you flagrantly and defiantly disregard the "NO Shoes, NO Shirt, NO Service" rule?
True False

If you have to wait in line, even for a short time, will you get huffy and dart to another line to save three seconds?
True False

Do you carry on heated cell phone conversations while the cashier rings up your order, sometimes even oblivious to the fact that you are at the store?
True False

Do you view your coupons as though they are your children, becoming personally offended if one is rejected?
True False

Do you discipline your children loudly and aggressively while you are shopping?
True False

Do you avoid letting whatever bad day you might be having affect your attitude toward the cashier?
True False

Have you ever indignantly declared to the cashier, or whoever was handy, that you would "Never return to this store again!"
True False

Did you return?
True False

Do you ever zip into the express lane knowing full well that you have too many items, hoping the cashier won't notice?
True False

If you were caught engaged in the above activity, did you say "Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention"?
True False

Are you a friend or relative of high-ranking store personnel and make it a point to inform the cashier of this in order to subtly (or not so subtly) suggest that you deserve special treatment?
True False

Do you treat your shopping experience like a military operation? (Every aspect of the shopping is planned to perfection. If there is any deviation, however small, war is declared on the perceived offender.)
True False

Do you watch the cashier ring up your order with frightening vigilance, pointing out every item that is supposed to be on sale before the cashier can scan it?
True False

Do you come up to the register with an enormous amount of groceries, only to end up deciding that you don't want most of them?
True False

Do you generally hold the cashier personally reponsible for any inconviences you experience while shopping, even if they had nothing to do with any of your problems?
True False

Will you haggle, cajole, or argue with a cashier to the bitter end if you think you can save a few pennies?
True False

Do you discuss your personal life with the cashier in elaborate and endless detail?
True False

Have you ever thrown anything at a cashier, or threatened violence?
True False

Have you ever held up a line over some trivial dispute, and then tried to draw blame from yourself and onto the cashier by sanctimoniously saying "Just finish my order, there are people waiting in line!"
True False

Do you realize that the motto "The customer is always right" does not necessarily apply to stark, raving lunatics or opportunists?
True False

Do you automatically assume that the cashier is beneath you or an idiot?
True False

Do you purposely use coupons that you know don't match what you purchased?
True False

Are you considerate of your fellow shoppers?
True False

Do you realize that the world does not revolve around you?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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