Are you male, female, or JQ? (Y for Male, N for Female, NS for JQ)
True		False

Do you have a penchant for most, if not all, flavors of cheese?
True		False

Do you like monkeys?
True		False

Do you like porn?
True		False

Do you like midget porn?
True		False

Did you kill Jimmy Hoffa?
True		False

Big boobies: You got 'em?
True		False

Do you fall in love with strippers 'cause you believe they "love" you for your personality?
True		False

Would you make-out with your sibling or closest relative for the right amount of money?
True		False

Do you believe Hooters should replace all McDonald's?
True		False

Do you constantly fantasize about illustrated women/men?
True		False

Do you have full control over your bowels?
True		False

Do you think I'm sexy?
True		False

Is Bucky still dead?
True		False

Ever get kicked in the balls?
True		False

Ever get punched/chopped in the bongos?
True		False

It's just You and Rob Liefield in a room. Would you leave, harass his bad art, or just fart in his general direction (Y, N, or NS)?
True		False

Have you ever eaten twenty pounds of red meat in one sitting?
True		False

Does the term "donkey punch" mean anything to you?
True		False

Would you be upset if I told you I donkey punched your momma last night? Huh?! Yeah, that's what I thought!
True		False

Ever wanted to go to Prague?
True		False

Is your comic collection worth more than the amount in your bank accounts?
True		False

Would you have at yourself in a fully loaded convention-sized room for five million dollars?
True		False

Is Rob really gay?
True		False