Do you get lost easily?
True		False

Are you opinionated?
True		False

Do you look like a dyspeptic fertilizer salesman?
True		False

Are you bossy but ineffectual?
True		False

Do you have any physical deformities?
True		False

Do you work in the hotel industry?
True		False

Do you (or other people) hear music when you walk?
True		False

Do you like to repeat yourself?
True		False

Do you feel like telling your boss off, even though you know it's not a good idea?
True		False

Are you clumsy at flirting?
True		False

Are you a straight guy who likes to wear muumuus, caftans or robes?
True		False

Do you have a very forced-sounding laugh?
True		False

Are you friends with the "God of Primal Darkness" (or any other fallen angels)?
True		False

Do you look like Frank Zappa?
True		False

Do you sleep more than most people?
True		False

Do you leave your employees unsupervised a lot?
True		False

Are you pretty much oblivious?
True		False

Do you do just about whatever your spouse/partner tells you to do, even though he or she is an idiot?
True		False

Do you wear a kerchief or scarf on your head even though you are not in a gang?
True		False

Do you wander off inexplicably?
True		False

Do you like to wrestle with other members of your gender while wearing your nightie/pajamas?
True		False

Are you a dog lover/
True		False

If you were a dog, would you be the kind who gets eaten?
True		False

Have you ever intentionally set fire to anyone else?
True		False