Do you believe corporate America is the enemy?
True		False

Are your friends actually people who exist?
True		False

Have you ever attempted suicide?
True		False

Have you ever succeeded?
True		False

Do you like to yell out random words from time to time, just because?
True		False

Do you wanna kill the guy that stole your girlfriend (or girl who stole your boyfriend?)
True		False

Are you more of a leader than a follower?
True		False

Do you just want to relax?
True		False

Are you religious?
True		False

Is there a girl (or guy) you've secretly liked for a long time and it's not going anywhere?
True		False

Do you have a reasonable fear of getting your hair cut?
True		False

Are you very unique, almost to a disturbing point?
True		False

Are you your own boss (or do you wish you were?)
True		False

Do you find your child inside (or something uglier and creepier too?)
True		False

Are you REALLY from America?
True		False

West Coast (yes) or East Coast? (no)
True		False

Do you constantly visit your relatives who live right near you?
True		False

We can plant a house (yes) or we can build a tree (no)?
True		False

Is Seattle known for the Space Needle and the rainy weather (yes) or for Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.....and some apples (no).
True		False

Do you swear you don't have a gun?
True		False

Do you curse bad weather (yes) or do you enjoy it and dance around (no)?
True		False

Do you like all music except 70s music?
True		False

Are you just a lazy bum?
True		False

Are you over 21?
True		False