Are you a bad actor?
True		False

Do you wear old lady clothes because its the seventies and youre a sweet young lady?
True		False

Do you remember doing the time warp?
True		False

Are you crazed and dance like a maniac?
True		False

Well secluded, do you see all?
True		False

Do you have an irritating obnoxious voice when you get excited?
True		False

Do you constantly have an irritating obnoxious voice?
True		False

Is your hair neon red?
True		False

Stringy and blonde?
True		False

have you had MIND BLOWING SEX with janet in this movie?
True		False

Do you have a scary accent?
True		False

Do you get called Master usually?
True		False

......Do you do naughty things ith your hunchback brother or french maid sister?
True		False

Do you say and like unt?
True		False

Are you 7 hours old yet a hunka hunka burnin love ....LOL?
True		False

Do you wear sparky corsets?
True		False

are you annoying and play a saxaphone?
True		False

do you have a thing for overweight bikers?
True		False

do you love me? baby baby do you need me, will you never leave me will you make me so happy for the rest of my life ill lyou take me aay will you make me your wife, i need to kno right now before e go any further do you love me, will you love me forever? (Yes Let me sleep on it, No Sorry i dont listen to meatloaf)
True		False

Tell me the truth, are you a sweet transvestite?
True		False