~*~ Do you have more pairs of shoes than close friends?
True		False

~*~ Have you ever slept curled up in a little ball because you didn't want to wrinkle the clothes you were storing on your bed?
True		False

~*~ Has the bar in your closet ever collapsed under the weight?
True		False

~*~ Have you ever called in sick to work/school because you wanted to "baby-sit" the end of an auction to make sure you won?
True		False

~*~ When your friends ask to borrow your favorite piece of clothing, or pair of shoes, do you hiss at them?
True		False

~*~ Do you forget that you own some of your clothes until you see them again?
True		False

~*~ Do you name pets after your favorite brands?
True		False

*~ Do people refuse to go shopping with you because you look at EVERYTHING?
True		False

~*~ Okay, honestly, your cat's name is "Lip Service" isn't it?
True		False

~*~ Have you ever broken up with some/gotten into a fight because they insulted your clothes?
True		False

~*~ Would you sell your soul for a great new wardrobe?
True		False

~*~ Have people started to refer to you as "Gollum" for your tendency to huddle in the darkness refering to your new shoes as "my precious"?
True		False

~*~ Have you ever gone without food/water/heat/power because you prefered to buy clothes rather than pay bills?
True		False

~*~ Can you go more than one month without doing laundry and still have clean clothes?
True		False

~*~ Are you on a first-name basis with the guy at the dry cleaners?
True		False

~*~ Did you marry the guy at the dry cleaners?
True		False

~*~ You lied about that cat thing, didn't you?! Admit it!
True		False

~*~ Are the visa card people annoyed with you for wearing out cards before they expire?
True		False

~*~ Do you spend more than 2 hours a day "browsing" online for clothes?
True		False

~*~ Is your dream job being a personal shopper?
True		False

~*~ Have you ever told a friend that something made him/her look horrible just so they might give it to you?
True		False

~*~ Are you thinking about shopping right now?
True		False

~*~ Is your cat/dog wearing clothes?
True		False

~*~ Has all this talk about clothing, shoes, and shopping made you sweat/drool/foam at the mouth? Be honest...
True		False