Are you a sadist?
True		False

Does your range of color stem to pinks, purples, corals and anything that brings out your eyes?
True		False

Do you have a nickname which arose from an inside joke and/or a cartoon character?
True		False

Do you purposely pull guilt trips on people when they don't hang out with you?
True		False

Are you ACTUALLY online for 10 or more hours of the day?
True		False

Does the flat tax float your boat?
True		False

Are you a fine artist of "mockery"?
True		False

Do you have a list of husbands and/or wives?
True		False

Have you and your friends a special place to share companies?
True		False

Are you a happy person? Do you smile a lot?
True		False

Does "13/F/IL" spark any moist feelings for ya? *wink wink*
True		False

Would you consider a passed Homosexual Rights bill to be a win for Satan?
True		False

Do inferior ethnicities amuse you?
True		False

D'ya like puppies? Does the idea of a PUPPY KILLER make you squirm?
True		False

Do you live in Kentucky and/or have a friend who lives there?
True		False

Do you like to be petted?
True		False

Do you like to be petted by naked ladies?
True		False

Would you ever refer to the President as "King George the W" and then laugh hysterically?
True		False

Has anyone ever called you a prick? If so, do you think there was any truth in that? Eh? EH??
True		False

Do you relish in your superior fashion sense whilst ignoring those who aren't as popular as you?
True		False

Do you know the "BANANA" and "CUPCAKE" game?
True		False

Does your tongue "loll"?
True		False

Do you speak in internet jargon whilst performing cyber fantasies on other worthless texts such as your own?
True		False

Do you think Affirmative Action is "reverse discrimination"?
True		False