I'd prefer a doughnut to a muffin.
True		False

Someday my prince/princess will come.
True		False

I like to wear tights.
True		False

Soup is a very good thing.
True		False

People say I'm high-strung.
True		False

I prefer vinyl to digital.
True		False

Jerry Lewis is god.
True		False

I'll take tea over beer anyday.
True		False

Drunk monkies make good airplane pilots.
True		False

People like to pinch my cheeks.
True		False

If I took a Super Fish Swimming Test, I'd probably fail.
True		False

I get high on life...and Parcheesi.
True		False

People say I drive like a grandma.
True		False

Glasses are a fashion statement.
True		False

I have the tv schedule memorized.
True		False

Woody Allen is a comic genius.
True		False

I can get by on beer and adrenaline.
True		False

People seem to want to hit me.
True		False

Converse All-stars are the only really good shoes out there.
True		False

I enjoy bed time stories and puppet shows.
True		False

The key to life is being comfortable.
True		False

Parties are always fun.
True		False

People want to mother me.
True		False

I'm someone you could trust to dog-sit.
True		False