Do you wear vans old skools?
True		False

Do you think champion hoodies and nike force hightops are bad ass?
True		False

Do you have a blonde fade haircut?
True		False

Did you have a really shitty second album?
True		False

Are you as straight as the line that people snort up their nose?
True		False

Do you sound like a wounded animal when you sing?
True		False

Did you sell out?
True		False

Are you from Connecticut?
True		False

Do you like the song 99 red balloons?
True		False

Do you and some friends start a badass post-hardcore band?
True		False

Do you like Harley-Davidsons?
True		False

Have you ever been nailed to anything?
True		False

Have you ever been a Hare Krsna?
True		False

Do you use the word "brah"?
True		False

Did you ever do a reunion?
True		False

Do you hold true?
True		False

Do you sing about how tough you are?
True		False

Do you think parachute pants with the legs pushed up on them are cool?
True		False

Were you ever on MTV?
True		False

Have you ever ran like a thief?
True		False

Did you ever get into new wave?
True		False

Is your 7" the biggest hxc collectors item ever?
True		False

Do you have a shaved head?
True		False

Have you ever posed for pictures on an album insert?
True		False