When you hear clapping, is your first instinct is to stand at attention
True		False

What do you think when you hear armed guard?(girl w/a sabre=yes, guy in fatigues=no)
True		False

Did your instrument cost more than your car?
True		False

Do you spend more time with the band then your family?
True		False

Do you headbang to Bohemian Rhapsody?
True		False

Do you roll step in the cafeteria in order to avoid spilling your lunch?
True		False

When your drum major waltezes on to the bus singing I Feel Pretty, is that a good sign?
True		False

Would you rather spend a week in a far away camp working your ass off in the heat than sitting inside and growing fat?
True		False

Do you enjoy playing your bands show music?
True		False

Is the most important person in your life a, or ever was, band person?
True		False

Can you entertain yourself for hours with crayons and paper?
True		False

Are the bus trips are the best part of band, besides the competitions?
True		False

Are stare downs with other bands is the most fun at a competition?
True		False

Have you ever been told to NOT make band babies?
True		False

Can you fall asleep anywhere?(bus, floor, cement, upside down, etc)
True		False