Are you an almighty power over your employees?
True		False

Do you ever have the urge to scream like Michael Jackson?
True		False

Are you often seen as a chippendale dancer?
True		False

Do you frequently show your butt crack? (Intentionally or not)
True		False

Are you known to suddenly burst out with an obvious or snide comment?
True		False

Do tall men like to kiss you?
True		False

Are you able to improvise music on the spot?
True		False

Do people constantly beg for your approval?
True		False

Do you wear something which makes you instantly recognizable? (ie glasses, shoes, shirt style, etc.)
True		False

Are you sensitive to jokes about your appearance?
True		False

Are you known for your lewd and raunchy behavior and/or comments?
True		False

Are people intimidated by you?
True		False

Are you the boss at work and play?
True		False

Do you like monkeys?
True		False

Do you find yourself uttering swears after every little screw-up?
True		False

Do people look up to you?
True		False

Do you hog the spotlight?
True		False

Are you extremely adept at doing impressions of people, animals, or other objects?
True		False

Do your facial expressions constantly amaze people?
True		False

Do you have problems keeping a straight face?
True		False

Have you ever used the word "twiglet" in everyday conversation?
True		False

Do people think you're sexy?
True		False

Would you rather produce something (yes) or perform something (no)?
True		False

Quick. The world is about to end. Would you rather have your name be the last thing heard (put yes) or have the name of someone you admire be the last thing you heard (put no)?
True		False