Do you feel that you are spiritually American?
Do you feel that you are spiritually ginger?
Do you feel that you are spiritually a scientist?
Are you inhumanly small/petite?
Do the Saint like you?
Assuming you could join the KK (in its current form), would you?
Are you cuddly?
Do you feel that you are spiritually Irish?
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the 1892 Society?
Are you two-faced and power hungry? Be honest...
Does teaching appeal to you as a career? (either school or university)
Are you a member of any organisation that keeps its membership secret?
Suits?
Gowns?
Leather?
Piercings?
Look in the mirror. Does prettiness overwhelm you?
Would you run on policies that were "substantive and achievable"?
Would you ever use Rocksoc for electoral gain?
Did you / would you have voted for Andrew Neil over Tommy Sheridan?
Is your ultimate aim, or has your ultimate aim ever been, in any way related to the House of Commons / Scottish Parliament?
Are the kind of person who wishes they were in a band, but at best might end up being a music manager?
Are you or have you been involved in student theatre?
Would you enjoy sharing an office?
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