Do you have sexy, brown hair?
True		False

Have you ever made Josh, Kevin, Jake or Mike sick by making them listen to your vomit-inducing dribble?
True		False

Do you find cartoon women attractive?
True		False

Are you a bitter, lonely person who never smiles?
True		False

Do you enjoy meeting people on the internet, thus increasing your chances of being raped?
True		False

Can you fold yourself entirely in half?
True		False

Do you think action figures are cool?
True		False

Are you dead sexy?
True		False

Do you often fluctuate between periods of extreme happiness and extreme depression?
True		False

Do you smell pretty?
True		False

Do you play more than 24 hours of video games a day?
True		False

Do you look like Grover?
True		False

Do you have braces?
True		False

Do butterflies sometimes land on your shoulder and ride with you to church?
True		False

Have you ever worried about the safety of any of your friends when they vanished for more than half a day?
True		False

Is 'masturbate' your favorite word?
True		False

Do you look like Jesus?
True		False

Does a Playstation game console possess more intelligence than you?
True		False

Do you think Taco Bell is the food of the gods?
True		False

If you could, would you procreate with Pikachu?
True		False

Have you ever been drunk?
True		False

Do you make it a habit to do idiotic things?
True		False

Are you a Super Saiyan?
True		False

Are you a girl?
True		False