Are you a terrific athlete?
True		False

Are you smooth with the ladies?
True		False

Is meat a necessary food group?
True		False

Is *butter* a necessary food group?
True		False

Do you write horrible poetry about everything?
True		False

Have you ever had a girlfriend?
True		False

Is honesty important?
True		False

Do you hate the sun?
True		False

Should you have a whole country named after you?
True		False

Do you talk a lot?
True		False

Do you sing to yourself in private?
True		False

Do you sing to yourself in *public*?
True		False

Do you smell? (ask somebody else if you smell and put what they tell you. Smelly people lie when asked.)
True		False

Do you prefer email over snail mail?
True		False

Do you have a fat, round head? (As opposed to a skinny, pointy one, you freak.)
True		False

Are you a short little bastard? (being 'short' and/or 'a little bastard' validates you for this question.)
True		False

Do you have a swingin' pad?
True		False

Do you work hard?
True		False

Are you, you know, kinda creepy?
True		False

Are you dead?
True		False

Are you a cheap copycat of your other friends?
True		False

Are you articulate? (for those of you who aren't, 'Do you talk good?')
True		False

Do you like to help people?
True		False

Do you dress as a girl from time to time?
True		False