Do you spend most of your time in a convenience store or video shop?
True		False

Are you a lesbian, or ever been in love with one?
True		False

Do you fear security guards?
True		False

Do you enjoy playing hockey? (real sport or video game)
True		False

Do you read comics entirely too often?
True		False

Given the chance, would you save the world, even if it meant risking your life?
True		False

Have you ever been conned by a group of hot chicks into doing something illegal?
True		False

If you were a movie would you have Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck appear?
True		False

Have you ever been on a cross-country roadtrip?
True		False

Have you ever tried to give yourself head?
True		False

Do you hang out with artists?
True		False

Are you, or have you ever been, Catholic?
True		False

Do you know someone that has died, of an embolism in their brain, while swimming in a pool?
True		False

Have you ever appeared on a gameshow?
True		False

Do you despise love stories?
True		False