Do you smoke cigarettes?
True		False

Do you have an overpowering desire to take over the world?
True		False

Do you have hair longer than shoulder length?
True		False

Do you play a musical instrument?
True		False

Do you have a job?
True		False

Have you ever travelled across state lines to see the one you love?
True		False

Do you like to do drugs, man?
True		False

Do you own a black trenchcoat?
True		False

Would you wither up and die if you had to regularly use a dial-up modem?
True		False

Do you like to dance? (Raves, clubs, swing, ballroom, naked in your living room, etc.)
True		False

Are you ever accused of being too perky?
True		False

Do you wear dark colors in the summer?
True		False

Are you addicted to literature?
True		False

Are you addicted to technology?
True		False

Are you prone to feelings of depression and loneliness?
True		False

Do you even know who Kat is?
True		False