Can you read?
True		False

Are you able to form complete sentences without the help of a friend?
True		False

Do you enjoy watching Dawson's Creek?
True		False

Have you ever heard of Og Mandino?
True		False

Did you just lie?
True		False

Have you read a literary book in the last year (Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton do not count)?
True		False

Was Memento too confusing for you to enjoy?
True		False

Have you used a dictionary in the last week?
True		False

Do you believe there is an evil monkey living in your closet?
True		False

Have you read at least three plays by Shakespeare?
True		False

Am I going too fast?
True		False

Do you think Britney Spears is attractive?
True		False

Is the square root of 64 a vegetable?
True		False

When I said 64, did you think of computers or Nintendo?
True		False

Do you think Stewie Griffin is the funniest cartoon character ever?
True		False

Can you understand why Ben Folds and Rivers Cuomo are talented song writers?
True		False

Does being facetious sound gross?
True		False

Do you think credit cards are evil?
True		False

Have you ever used a semicolon correctly?
True		False

Do you live in Jacksonville, NC?
True		False

Did you do this survey by yourself?
True		False