Do you get walked on, often?
True		False

Are you off an assembly line?
True		False

Do you often act childish?
True		False

Do you like bouncy things?
True		False

Are you a poser?
True		False

Do you like the color green?
True		False

What about sex/masturbation? Do you like that?
True		False

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs 13 times in a row?
True		False

Doesn't everyone love you?
True		False

Are you a pervert?
True		False

Do you listen to the Top 40 mainstream?
True		False

Do people often tell you how sweet you are?
True		False

Do you have a pointy, dangerous side?
True		False

Have you ever watched Freddy Got Fingered?
True		False

Do you constantly go up to people and inanimate objects and sniff them?
True		False

Have you or do you presently have lacerations on your body, and/or wish to die?
True		False

Do little kids like you a lot, even for only a short period of time?
True		False

Do you like getting naked?
True		False

Are you ever at a loss for words?
True		False

Do you feel like your life is a never-ending repetition of love and being forgotten?
True		False

Have you ever hung upside down?
True		False

Do people find you extremely annoying?
True		False

Did you score high on the hermit test?
True		False

Lastly, do you enjoy STDs?
True		False