Are you from Heaven?
How about Hell?
Earth?
Elsewhere, or possibly Everywhere?
Are you mortal?
Normal?
Magical?
Can you do really weird things with your tongue?
Do you collect books?
Especially Wilde first editions?
Or do you prefer books of prophecy?
Do you feed the ducks?
Do people have to really suffer to talk to you?
Would you name a dog "Dog"?
Would you name a car *anything*?
Are you good with computers?
Are you good at breaking computers?
Does the world bend to your whim?
Has anyone ever described you as "gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide"?
Admit it, that's pretty damn funny.
Would you be happier with a harp (yes) or a pitchfork (no) ?
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