Are you male(yes) or female(no)?
True		False

Does the thought that your gender might affect your result offend you?
True		False

Homosexual(yes), heterosexual(no), bisexual-bicurious-I swear it was just experimenting in college?!(not sure)?
True		False

Are you currently dating/married to anyone?
True		False

Do you change relationships often?
True		False

Do you get upset when your mate misses your birthday?
True		False

What about your anniversary?
True		False

Have you even remained in a relationship long enough to -have- an anniversary?
True		False

Don't lie!
True		False

Do you like it when your mate buys things for you?
True		False

Do you like to buy things for him/her in return?
True		False

Which do you prefer--small, thoughtful gifts chosen for their personal value(yes), or extravagant, possibly expensive public displays of affection(no)?
True		False

Do you expect things how you want them, when you want them?
True		False

....with handcuffs?
True		False

Do you like to go out to expensive restaurants/clubs?
True		False

If so, who pays--you(yes) or your mate(no)? ( If it varies, choose "not sure".)
True		False

Do you decide when you have sex(yes), or does he/she(no)--or is it such a wild tempest of passion and lust that you just don't know -who- started it and can't even remember if you used a condom(not sure)?! (For those in less intimate relationships, substitute kissing, etc. )
True		False

Do you often throw temper tantrums because of something he/she did but refuse to tell him/her exactly -why-?
True		False

Do you think that your mate is wonderful?
True		False

....but only when the mood suits you?
True		False

Do you know more about your mate than he/she knows about you?
True		False

In fact, do you -obsess- about it?
True		False

Do you prefer that your mate dress a certain way in public?
True		False

And last of all, do you -really- give a flying rat's ass about the results of this quiz?
True		False