Do you even care to shake these zipper blues?
Do you shun the attempts of others to domesticate you?
Do you appreciate a beefy hip and a fine coat of fur?
Do you make a point of being grateful or loyal?
Do you enjoy posing and posturing while wearing a backward baseball cap?
Do you like your love dirty and sweet?
Do you want a God who stays dead?
Do you boast of being hard but friendly?
Do you have distant relatives interested in your financial portfolio?
Do you feel that you are turning with nowhere to go?
Do you enjoy revealing your dark secrets behind the boathouse?
Do you detect a sudden rise in the mercury?
Do you shout from the rooftop when you are ready to go?
Do you engage in debauchery with drunken drag queens?
Do you remain passive 70% of the time?
Do you threaten your mangy mutt?
Do you liken yourself to a black grime or thinnest twine?
Do you liken your heart to a paper muscle?
Do you feel refreshed after a good night's sleep?
Do you sample jazz standards rife with misogyny?
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