Are you local?
True		False

Have you ever killed anyone?
True		False

Have you ever stolen anyone's wife?
True		False

Has anyone been ill after eating something you cooked?
True		False

Do you know how many killings there are in every film you've seen?
True		False

Have you seen 'Terms of Endearment'?
True		False

Do you refuse to use the 'F-word'?
True		False

Do you have a job?
True		False

Should you be kept away from small children?
True		False

Have you ever eaten hair, mud or something equally disgusting?
True		False

Do you regard yourself as normal?
True		False

Do you remember when you could walk into a urinal and heads would turn?
True		False

Are you clearly insane?
True		False

Do you have a tendency to kill animals?
True		False

Are you about as compassionate as Hitler?
True		False

Are you a woman played by a man?
True		False

Do you ever feel like you have no clue what's going on in the world around you?
True		False

Do you own a gun?
True		False

Are you snide and calculating?
True		False

Do dick and fart jokes amuse you?
True		False

Are you a better actor than Arnie?
True		False

Are you a voyeur?
True		False

Do you have a tendency to say the wrong things?
True		False

Is there more to life than money?
True		False