Are you female?
True		False

Are you loud and obnoxious?
True		False

Do you enjoy loud and obnoxious people?
True		False

Are you timid and quiet?
True		False

Would you enjoy recieving a magnifying glass as a gift?
True		False

Do you have no objection to decapitating friends when they become possesed by evil Candarian demons?
True		False

Would you listen to a tape of Candarian incantations?
True		False

Are you a pessimist?
True		False

Is a chainsaw your weapon of choice?
True		False

Do you levitate?
True		False

Do you laugh for hours on end at nothing?
True		False

Do you have no psychic ability whatsoever?
True		False

Are you determined to venture out into the woods when it is painfully obvious the evil dead reside there?
True		False

Do your friends commonly lock you in the fruit cellar as a result of your being the evil dead?
True		False

Are you now, or have you ever been at anytime, possessed by Candarian demons??
True		False

Are you easily traumatized?
True		False

Are you easily desensitized?
True		False

When confronted with the evil dead, do you just sort of stand around and do nothing?
True		False

Is Professor Knowby afraid that the only way to stop you is through the act of bodily dismemberment?
True		False

Have you ever been bodily dismembered?
True		False

Do you occasionally expell Candarian demons from your body, only to have them return?
True		False

Do you prefer stopping over being stopped?
True		False

Will you be in THE WORST SEQUEL IN AMERICA?
True		False

Are you more or less completly irrelevant?
True		False