1. Do you drink Code Red excessively? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 2. Do you consider yourself a different style than the mainstream (raver, goth, etc?) Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 3. Do you know what 'wonky' means? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 4. Do you read/know what BmB is? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 5. Boo! Vampire? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 6. Are you really popular? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 7. Is Abercrombie god? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 8. Is Brak a god? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 9. Do you like slash? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 10. Are you straight? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 11. Do you adore rap? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 12. When someone asks 'What's up', do you say 'the ceiling'? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 13. Is sushi good? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 14. Do you enjoy anime? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 15. Is your name something along the lines of Robert S. Boogle? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 16. Do you talk to yourself in 3rd person? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 17. ARE YOU MY MOTHER? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 18. Do you hate me?? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 19. Lick my hand, please. Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low 20. Is sugar good? Yes 👍 No 👎 No preference 🤔 Prioritize your choice above: High Medium Low Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Results! button below. Just for fun, predict what your #1 result will be.Your prediction will not influence your results. Predict Your ResultWonky Squid--Yay! You are a genuine wonky squ Poser Squid--You poser, get a life. Anti-Squid--Get out of my sight, demon scum. Extreme Squid of Wonkiness--I LOVE YOU!!! Neutral Squid--Maybe wonky, maybe not. Furtive Squatting Bumblebee--Honey is good, n
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