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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Ruth T., created May 2003. Are you white trash? Do your fondest memories consist of playing outside with dirty feet and eating cheap candy? Embrace your inner ghetto self and find out just how trashy you are! There are many different kinds of white trash, and many folks don't realize they are trash at all until they're all grown up. Take my quiz for an introspective moment. Place yourself in your childhood mindset... The next page will include info about each result, also there click for relevant Amazon deals. Disclaimer.
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1. I put playing cards in my bicycle's spokes to create that cool motorcycle sound.
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2. I know that it is time to stop playing and go home when the street lights come on.
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3. Candy cigarettes, wax soda bottles, big league chew gum and candy necklaces are dietary staples.
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4. If I wear shoes at all, I wear sandals or flip-flops.
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5. My feet are always dirty.
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6. Slip n' Slide's for rich kids. I stand under the sprinkler or hose.
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7. I always have scabby and scraped knees.
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8. I play with bugs/worms all the time.
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9. My underoos with Superman/Wonderwoman/Batman etc. are the best!
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10. My mom goes outside and yells real loud if she wants me to come home.
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11. There is at least one room in my house that's unfinished in some way- no paint, insulation showing, etc.
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12. I have had at least one tooth (baby or adult) knocked out while playing.
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13. I get hand-me-downs, or my mom makes my clothes.
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14. I know what government cheese tastes like.
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15. I have a Big Wheel.
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16. I have a sandbox.
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17. My Barbies are in the sandbox/mudpuddle with their hair cut off -or- my rusty Matchbox cars are in the sandbox/mudpuddle.
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18. My TV has a coathanger or aluminum foil antenna.
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19. There is a velvet painting in my house/my friend's house.
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20. I live in a trailer or a duplex.
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21. I caught head lice.
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22. Hamburger Helper or Sloppy Joes are gourmet meals.
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23. My friends and I mark our territory with chalk on the sidewalk.
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24. My mom gives me haircuts
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