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1. Are you wearing a speedo?
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2. Do you have a rattail?
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3. Are you on fire?
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4. Do you live in Virginia Beach?
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5. Are you dark, gothic, and mysterious?
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6. Do you like burgers?
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7. Are you hot and sexy?
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8. Do you miss ______?
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9. Were you ever the leader of the Canadian Alliance party?
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10. Do you keep up at least minimal levels of personal hygiene?
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11. Do you touch people's shoulders a lot when you're talking to them?
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12. I hate Zoli.
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13. Have you ever worn your winter jacket inside out, then had a temper tantrum because no one noticed?
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14. Do you have a funny-sounding nickname?
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15. Do you get it on in time to music?
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16. Are you feared by little kids?
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17. Do you always wear sunglasses?
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18. Are they pink?
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19. Do you walk around growling at people and making weird faces at them?
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20. Do you teach a middle-school shops class?
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21. Do you have ANY friends?
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22. Do you plagiarize the music of Josie and the Pussycats?
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23. Are you a wrestler?
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24. Do you slip and fall on a regular basis?
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