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A SelectSmart.com Humor Selector by Capheine, created May 2003. Everyone knows that you're a jerk, but now it's time to find out what KIND of jerk you are (yes, there's multiple varities)! After taking this test, you'll have a better grasp of why people don't like you. Disclaimer

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1. Are you obsessively concerned with self-image?
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2. Did you/do you do really, really well in school?
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3. Have you ever passed out, or has someone ever had to drag you home?
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4. Do you feel awkward when you're not romantically attached?
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5. Would you say you're on the cutting edge of technology?
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6. Ever get the feeling you're being watched?
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7. Are you fairly open with people about your problems?
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8. Do you constantly wish for more authority than you have?
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9. Did the first car you ever drove cost more than $12,000?
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10. Ever been in a serious fight, or do fights tend to break out when you're around?
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11. Do you drink a lot, do drugs regularly, or go on lots of vacations?
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12. Do you crack jokes all the time?
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13. Do you think there's no such thing as true freedom?
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14. True (yes) or false (no): Most of your "friends" aren't really friends.
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15. Would you say you're smarter than most people?
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16. Is shopping one of your favorite hobbies?
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17. Do you work out much?
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18. Do you hate your life? I mean, HATE your life?
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19. Do you always have a good comeback ready when someone is in your face?
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20. Do you always get exactly what you want for Christmas/Hannukah/your birthday/whatever?
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