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1. Why make a movie quickly when you can drag it out for twelve months?
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2. I think all choir girls are hot. Scratch that- all girls.
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3. Drugs are bad. They are the cause of all my problems. Whenever I do something wrong, it's the fault of my perscription medecine.
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4. Two words: Elm Way.
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5. I'm a lot hornier than you might think.
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6. I am just as horny as you would think.
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7. I'm not as horny as you think. Really. Love me! Please?
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8. Emika has a big head.
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9. Your momma is so fat, one time she sat on a jelly bean and it became a jelly flat bean.
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10. Just because something has been on the ground and in someone else's mouth and has elmer's glue on it, it doesn't mean you can't eat it.
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11. I am hung like a horse.
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12. There's nothing wrong with drinking, but you might as well fool around wth me while you're drunk, otherwise what's the point of drinking, eh?
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13. Look at me, I'm too good for theater class.
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14. I don't need to learn my lines. I'll just make some shit up.
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15. The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged) is going to be the most awesome brown bag ever.
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16. But Picasso at the Lapine Agile was cool too, right?
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17. So people make fun of me in high school. When I get to college, I'm going to be the coolest person there.
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18. I can't believe I cast Andre in the Ghost of Joe Papp.
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19. Boob jobs are fun and easy. Yes! Boob jobs for everyone!
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20. When I grow up, I want to be a filmmaker.
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21. When I grow up, I want to be an actor. No, I'm already an actor. Maybe a computer programmer.
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22. When I grow up I want to be a male prostitute. But I'd only be hired by good-looking girls.
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23. I don't know what I'm going to be when I grow up. I can't do anything. I'm totally worthless. Tell me how not worthless I am.
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24. Julie Lake is the most gorgeous girl ever.
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