How much do you love/hate small children??

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A SelectSmart.com Parenting Selector by Neko, created August 2000. This is just a fun little test for determining if you would be alde to stand being around a small child. Good for taking before you accept 12 hr. baby-sitting jobs from a person with 5 3yr. oldz. =^^=;;;;;;;;; Have fun!! =^^= Disclaimer.

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1. When you hear small children, you want to rip out their lungs.

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2. When it is a bright and sunny day you are usually happy.

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3. When you see a small child or a picture of one you scream:"OH!! how cute!!"

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4. You avoid doctors offices, parks, carnivals, and other places where small childern are usually found.

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5. You live with or near a small child and love it.

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6. Your motto is: "Small childern are the finest of "god's" creations"

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7. You have many pictures of small children on your computer just because they are so cute!!

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8. Anything that reminds you of a small child is EVIL!!

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9. Your worst nightmareis to see a small child get hurt.

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10. The sound of a small child crying is a very sad thing and must be stopped!!

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