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A SelectSmart.com Hobbies Selector by Mothra no Miko, created November 2003. Finally, in the 21st century, it is cool to be a dork. Geeks, nerds, dorks and weirdos are coming out of the woodwork and embracing their inner self. But what kind of dork are YOU?
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1. I can give a detailed description of every coding error in Windows and how Microsoft should fix it.
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2. Even if I have to pee REALLY bad, I won't go to the bathroom until I finish a level or quest in a video game.
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3. I own, or have owned and since upgraded, a Crown Royal bag full of dice.
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4. I can program any VCR without reading the manual.
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5. I don't speak Japanese, but I can sing at least 3 Anime theme songs, word for word.
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6. My name is among the contributors for Star Trek Nitpicker's Guides.
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7. I made a Red Box back in the day.
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8. I have a favorite scientist.
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9. I only watch educational programming, like the Discovery Channel, TLC, History and PBS.
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10. Most of my clothing is black.
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11. I have a character that I repeatedly play in role-playing campaigns, and I have a costume to enhance my being in-character.
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12. Foreign films should be watched in their original language, never dubbed.
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13. If a song is played on a top 40 station, it means the performer is a sellout.
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14. I was a Sysop or Co-Sysop of a BBS.
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15. I can name that tune in 2 notes.
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16. I am fluent in an artificial language, like Klingon or Drow.
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17. I could write a book about a specific genre, artist, or era of music.
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18. I have (or would consider) named a pet or child after my favorite video game character.
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19. I can disprove scientific theroies.
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20. I have cosplayed as my favorite anime or comic book character.
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21. I had a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook prior to 1994.
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22. I am especially fond of a cult film or unconventional screenwriter/director.
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23. I can present a detailed argument as to why a particular computer, programming or other technology mogul is better than their chief competetor.
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24. I receive and order from the Facets catalog on a regular basis.
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