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A SelectSmart.com Comics Selector by triple_triad, created October 2002. Welcome to my Dilbert Character Selector! Which office-bound sap do you think you're going to be? What mindless job are you going to end up in? Find out! Disclaimer

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1. Do you have a short temper?
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2. Do you like coffee?
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3. Do you enjoy torturing others?
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4. Do you feel misunderstood?
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5. Do you like dogs?
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6. Does world domination appeal to you?
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7. Do you spend great amounts of time with technology rather than people?
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8. Would you consider yourself socially inept?
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9. If you had a tail, would you hit people with it?
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10. Have you ever been called naive?
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11. Are you often the butt of jokes?
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12. Do you have a total lack of respect?
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13. Have people ever said you ignore the real world, or something to that effect?
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14. Is the glass half full?
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15. Would you consider yourself to be cynical?
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16. Do you like to screw around with people's minds?
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17. Do you take pleasure in ruining people's days?
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18. Would you follow commands unquestioningly?
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19. Do you hate what you do?
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20. Have you ever been called a moron?
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