What monster would you be?, a selector quiz

What monster would you be?

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A SelectSmart.com Games & Toys Selector by Oriana, created April 2001. This is a weird little geek selector for role-playing fans. What monster would you be? Of course, there's only 25.. sorry, no full monster manuals here. ^_^ Disclaimer

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1. Are you evil?

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2. Want wings?

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3. Would you be a specific elemental type monster? (I.e. a fire-type monster, water-type, air-type, or earth-type?)

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4. Want to eat people?

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5. Want to destroy small villages? (Raping and Pillaging included!)

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6. Want to have many forms?

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7. Do you prefer being hunted down and chased around by adventurers who think you're a huge monstrosity?

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8. Can there be ONLY one of you? ^_~

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9. Do you look humanoid?

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10. Do you have a gender?

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11. Do you want to live thousands and thousands of years?

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12. Are you asexual? (You naughty thing you! ^_~)

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13. Do you want to be dumb? I mean, really really dumb?

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14. Do you want scales?

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15. Do you want fangs?

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16. Do you prefer having large boobs and chain mail bikinis, even though you might be a monster?

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17. Do you prefer to use your charms and wiles to get others to do things for you? (You lazy bum!)

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18. Do you want a hoard of treasure?

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19. Would you have a home? (Literally, the structure, not just a forest you sleep in. ^_~)

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20. If you entered an inn, would everyone run away screaming?

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21. Are you half-human?

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22. Would you know many languages?

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23. Would you be bigger than an average car?

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24. Would you be smaller than an average midget?

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