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A SelectSmart.com Entertainment Selector by The Stalked, created May 2002. Out of five randomly selected stalkers, from the elite who stalk me daily, which one do YOU most resemble? Get your result(s) plus info about it. Disclaimer.
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1. Are you a short, dumpy fat slob?
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2. Do you have brown stains either on your underwear, or upon your person that should not be there?
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3. Are you so nasty that you don't even *bother* to wear underwear anymore?
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4. Do you have brown, yellow, gray or any other unnaturally decaying shade of teeth?
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5. Do you *only* leave the house for the bar, package store, or other occasion which involves (hopefully free) alcohol?
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6. Is this the only occasion on which you bathe, shower or brush your brown teeth and/or (occasionally) attempt to dislodge the brown stains from your person?
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7. Do you even *have* a home which to leave for these occasions? (Note: mommy doesn't count, neither does the current "freind" or "other")
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8. Do you expect "Happy Meals" after cleaning the tub, whose porcelean's shade of brown almost rivals that of your teeth?
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9. Do you even *have* any teeth?
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10. Do you follow, stalk, harass, and basically spend every spare and/or waking moment checking up on the lives of people who don't like you?
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11. Do you accuse every male that so much as breathes near you of being your "stalker," -then sleep with them the first chance you get?
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12. Do you have a profession which allows you access to children?
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13. Does the word "pedophile" make you bristle?
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14. Do you use any of the following excuses to cover up your indescretions and lies: false "innocence," mental problems, having "bigger problems than everyone else," etc?
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15. Does this cause you to cry copiously at parties or in the presence of others to get attention, sympathy, and pity?
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