The top 10 Randomness is a Virtue results of 29 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Randomness is a Virtue.

#1	69.0%	You are evil and have no respect for life. You have numerous dead things in your home and you leave them there.
#2	13.8%	You are in a hefty amount of pain. Scream for it to come quickly.
#3	6.9%	Eat some Tums and take a five minute break from anything and everything. Life will not kill you.
#4	6.9%	THE INTELLIGENCE!!! I CAN FEEL IT RADIATING FROM YOUR MASSIVE CRANIUM, FLOWING THROUGH THE NETWORK OF HAMSTERS! HOW IT THREATENS TO OVERWHELM ME!!!!
#5	3.4%	Oblivion is the highest goal in your life and yet you have no clue how to achieve it.
#6	0.0%	First Graders must die for disrupting your dream. You will stop at nothing to make this happen.
#7	0.0%	I am on drugs and you enjoy eating paint.
#8	0.0%	You are a cannibal. Rodents bow to your superiority.
#9	0.0%	You have great respect for life and you abide all laws despite the conseqeunces.
#10	0.0%	Your brain waves have been scanned thoroughly. No matches fit for whatever.