The top 7 Should You Date Me? results of 70 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Should You Date Me?.

#1	40.0%	Let Me Pet You
#2	38.6%	MARRY ME!
#3	8.6%	Go back to your basement.
#4	8.6%	You smell.
#5	4.3%	I hate you.
#6	0.0%	Pet Me
#7	0.0%	Take a shower your grubby little lecher.