The top 10 The Useless Quiz for Opinionated People results of 278 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for The Useless Quiz for Opinionated People.

#1	37.4%	2be stabbed to death, undie size at 50: 2,
#2	16.5%	5 fall off a bridge, undie size at 50: 5,
#3	15.5%	1commit suicide, undie size at 50: 1,
#4	14.4%	6 be murdered, undie size at 50: 6,
#5	6.8%	15die of old age, undie size at 50: 15,
#6	3.6%	8 live forever, undie size at 50: 8,
#7	2.5%	2 die of loneliness, undie size at 50: 2,
#8	2.5%	8 have a heart attack, undie size at 50: 8,
#9	0.4%	1 be eaten alive by a ferret, undie size at 50: 1,
#10	0.4%	99become a cat, undie size at 50: 99,