The top 4 Are You Dead? results of 57 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are You Dead?.

#1	45.6%	You are Dead!...Wow, congratulations. You're dead. Ha ha for you.
#2	21.1%	You are Alive!...Sorry. Better luck next time.
#3	14.0%	You are Asleep!...Cats love you.
#4	12.3%	You are Undead!...You're just a zombie without enough toes. Good job.