The top 5 How twisted are you? results of 757 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for How twisted are you?.

#1	44.9%	I doubt anything could corrupt you - you're about as innocent as they come. Not for long.
#2	25.1%	Who let YOU out of your cage? Still need to keep a leash on, but we'll let you run free in a fenced in area.. IF you're good.
#3	21.8%	Mm.. squirrel.. tastes good on rye. You're about as disturbed as they come. You belong at Rotten.com.
#4	5.5%	I guess they haven't introduced you to drugs yet. Your mind is a slightly tainted white.
#5	2.6%	Stay back! You're the sickest of them all, let's just say that nothing can escape once you've caught it in your twisted coils.