The top 19 if you were part of the ::said as though contemplating suicide:: tuna team, who would you be? results of 26 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for if you were part of the ::said as though contemplating suicide:: tuna team, who would you be?.

#1	76.9%	Sexual Senile Shark, with the power to gum absolutly ANYTHING and give hideously embarassing hickeys
#2	19.2%	Orgasmic Oyster, with the power to reach orgasim at ANY TIME.
#3	3.8%	Gigglin' Ghetto Guppy, with the power to giggle and look tough, aided by a set of spikey shoulder pads.
#4	0.0%	Bigass Bitchy Barnacle, with the power to attach her sorry lardass to anything and bitch.
#5	0.0%	Coral Queen, with the power to do absolutly nothing [but we pretend she guards the underwater hideout, just so she doesn't commit suidide, even though she can't because she lacks the ability to move.
#6	0.0%	Crazy Catfish Woman, with the power to freak out
#7	0.0%	Cutsey Crackhead Crawfish, who has the world's highest tolerance for crack, EVER.
#8	0.0%	Fat Man, the gay leader of the tuna team, with the power to....well, let's just say he's a huge FAT whale of the hairy persuation with no flippers and a boarded-up blowhole and bitch named dolphin dude...what do YOU think his powers are?!
#9	0.0%	Flashy Trashy Flounder Woman.....will do anything for a buck
#10	0.0%	Magically Morbid Manteray, with the power to make anybody, even the peppiest GAP fan in the world, suicidal
#11	0.0%	Murderously Infertile Mermaid Woman [Barren Bitch], with the power to pitch wood [don't ask]
#12	0.0%	Pink-eyed Super Scallop, with the power to spread pinkeye to ANYTHINg, even if it is not an eye.
#13	0.0%	Powerpuff Porpise Tres, with the most extensive knowledge of 80's music EVER
#14	0.0%	Powerpuff Porpise Uno, with the power to drink applejuice
#15	0.0%	Seaweed, [the most powerful of the tuna team], with the power to gross people out, get salt in peoples' eyes, MOVE, and disguise herself as a new-age accessory
#16	0.0%	Sensual Seductive Shrimp Lady, with the power to help Murously Infertile Mermaid Woman
#17	0.0%	Sexually Confused Seahorse, with the power to have sex with any object, animate or not, and not feel guilty afterward
#18	0.0%	Super-sneaky Sea Louse, with the power to make people itch, and, of course, to sneak around.
#19	0.0%	Totally Twitchy [Turret's Syndrome] Tubefish, with the power to curse for a longer period of time than ANYONE, even those kids from southpark.