The top 10 What Thing are You? results of 38 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for What Thing are You?.

#1	52.6%	Queen Elizabeth
#2	15.8%	Normal Person
#3	10.5%	Slapping Trout
#4	7.9%	John Cusack
#5	2.6%	Evil Cheeze Person
#6	2.6%	Harry Potter
#7	2.6%	Sour Warhead
#8	2.6%	Spicy Chipmunk
#9	2.6%	Thong
#10	0.0%	Giant Squid