The top 3 Are YOU a Sexy Cabbage? results of 55 participants. Percentages indicate the frequency of the self-selected participants' top results for Are YOU a Sexy Cabbage?.

#1	65.5%	Hell yeah, I'm a sexy cabbage! Woot!
#2	21.8%	No..I'm just stringy...damnit
#3	5.5%	No, but I AM an extra terrestrial lettuce!